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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Hating your acne since 2005.</description><title>THE Lukas Kaiser</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thelukaskaiser)</generator><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Check out this short film featuring my buddy Mike.
[via his...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TI2c9_Wvcso&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TI2c9_Wvcso&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out this short film featuring my buddy Mike.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://cityonfilm.wordpress.com/"&gt;his blog&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/235075664</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/235075664</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:41:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Julian Casablancas covers the SNL xmas classic. Feels like an...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tz97VEY9S0w&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tz97VEY9S0w&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Julian Casablancas covers the SNL xmas classic. Feels like an 80s X-Mas song or something that’d be playing in “Home Alone 1.5” or something.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which is good. I guess?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40814326.html"&gt;ONTD&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/234547811</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/234547811</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:22:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Vertical Bed lets you literally sleep standing up » Coolest Gadgets</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20091105/vertical-bed-lets-literally-sleep-standing/"&gt;The Vertical Bed lets you literally sleep standing up » Coolest Gadgets&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“[T]his man is asleep. That’s right, he is on the Vertical Bed, and all those braces are designed to attach to an ordinary subway grating. This very tired chap tried it out in NYC, and he actually got forty good minutes of shut-eye.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Getting robbed three times and having his pants cut off his sleeping body was worth it for a few minutes of rest.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/234544087</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/234544087</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:18:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via chesterfrench)
This is fuckin’ incredible.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9_l5lyoPHJ0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9_l5lyoPHJ0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/chesterfrench"&gt;chesterfrench&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is fuckin’ incredible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/234190314</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/234190314</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:26:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"One for the Stuff White People Like canon, Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire is an..."</title><description>“One for the Stuff White People Like canon, Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire is an impeccably acted piece of trash—an exploitation film that shamelessly strokes its audience’s sense of righteous indignation. “Your tongue hasn’t clucked this hard since Crash,” the tagline for the film may as well read”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/film_review.asp?ID=4565"&gt;Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire | Film Review | Slant Magazine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ouch!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/232923275</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/232923275</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:02:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys, Whitney Isleib, got in...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="333"&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhixz1tH4NN10W9RQZ" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhixz1tH4NN10W9RQZ" quality="high" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="333"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys, Whitney Isleib, got in trouble for wearing black face on Halloween (she was dressed as Lil’ Wayne). The best part of the local news video above are the man-on-the-street reactions… especially the two black dudes defending her.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/232920882</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/232920882</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:58:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Burger Lab: The Fake Shack | A Hamburger Today</title><description>&lt;a href="http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2009/10/the-burger-lab-the-fake-shack-how-to-make-shake-shack-burger.html"&gt;The Burger Lab: The Fake Shack | A Hamburger Today&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This recipe is going to make me a fat motherfucker.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/232020362</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/232020362</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:52:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Health Care Reform is Critically Important, But Getting Americans Back to Work is More So</title><description>&lt;a href="http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/robert_reich/2009/11/health-care-reform-is-critical.php"&gt;Health Care Reform is Critically Important, But Getting Americans Back to Work is More So&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/231843858</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/231843858</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:44:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Scots are twice as likely to die in a fire than people elsewhere in the UK thanks to their fatty..."</title><description>“Scots are twice as likely to die in a fire than people elsewhere in the UK thanks to their fatty diet and higher rates of smoking and excessive drinking, a new report has found.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/6487661/Scots-twice-as-likely-to-die-in-fires.html"&gt;Scots twice as likely to die in fires - Telegraph&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Any study remotely similar to this done in the US would be insanely controversial, no question. Because the findings would prove that Rush Limbaugh is most likely to die in a fire due to his fatty diet, smoking and excessive drinking. And Rush is NOT going to wanna hear that.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/231019226</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/231019226</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:26:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>On Nov. 23, 1963, Some People Really Did Marry - City Room Blog - NYTimes.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/02/on-nov-23-1963-some-people-really-did-marry/"&gt;On Nov. 23, 1963, Some People Really Did Marry - City Room Blog - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Last night’s &lt;i&gt;Mad Men&lt;/i&gt; episode featured a couple going through with their wedding the day after JFK was assassinated. And apparently people actually got married on Nov. 23rd, 1963 (the day after that fateful date).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, I’ve set my wedding date for December 13th, 2012. Fuck you, Mayans.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230966716</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230966716</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:08:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Health Care Reform is Critically Important, But Getting Americans Back to Work is More So</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tpmcafe-main/~3/k8OagLGNeqA/health-care-reform-is-critical.php"&gt;Health Care Reform is Critically Important, But Getting Americans Back to Work is More So&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230543905</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230543905</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:34:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The BBC reporting on some New Hampshire restaurant having the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksguvtRVjp1qznxbzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The BBC reporting on some New Hampshire restaurant having the world’s biggest meatball is kinda funny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like, that’s cool, but I guarantee you we won’t be reporting on the biggest plate of bangers and mash or whatever big food they’re cooking up over there in England.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8337182.stm"&gt;BBC&lt;/a&gt;, like I already said]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230486868</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230486868</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:21:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Plane passenger accidentally activates ejector seat - and survives
A civilian passenger in an air..."</title><description>“Plane passenger accidentally activates ejector seat - and survives&lt;br/&gt;
A civilian passenger in an air force display plane accidentally activated the ejector seat while reaching for something to steady himself during a mid-air manoeuvre.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6480818/Plane-passenger-accidentally-activates-ejector-seat---and-survives.html"&gt;Plane passenger accidentally activates ejector seat - and survives - Telegraph&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s just like the time I accidentally called 911 when I was playing around with my cell phone. Except that I wasn’t shot 100 meters into the air.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230474588</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230474588</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:03:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The best death scenes from Halloween III, Season of the Witch.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fX0xPJp18Hk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fX0xPJp18Hk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The best death scenes from Halloween III, Season of the Witch.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230472118</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230472118</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:58:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Dia De Los Muertos
[via]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgsmsqrPB1qznxbzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Dia De Los Muertos&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://assemblyman-eph.blogspot.com/2009/11/feliz-dia-de-los-muertos.html"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230451357</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230451357</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:32:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Kelly Clarkson in a Stewie from Family Guy outfit. One of those...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgpkoHOVU1qznxbzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kelly Clarkson in a Stewie from &lt;i&gt;Family Guy&lt;/i&gt; outfit. One of those things I can’t unsee.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230391942</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/230391942</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:26:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Michelle Obama manages to find out the only possible way to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksenbjAKVs1qznxbzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Michelle Obama manages to find out the only possible way to dress up as a non-sexy cat on Halloween.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/31/halloween-at-1600-pennsylvania-avenue/?hp"&gt;NY Times&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/229307723</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/229307723</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:42:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"PSYCHO II is the best sequel ever made to a Hitchcock movie, better than THE BIRDS II: LAND’S END,..."</title><description>“PSYCHO II is the best sequel ever made to a Hitchcock movie, better than THE BIRDS II: LAND’S END, NORTH BY NORTHWEST: RETURN TO RUSHMORE or even VERTIGOS. That’s faint praise though, since I actually haven’t seen the first one and the other two don’t exist as far as I know.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://outlawvern.com/2009/10/30/psycho-ii/"&gt;Psycho II | The Life and Art of Vern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/229305917</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/229305917</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:39:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mwktm56_400x300_081520080936.jpg (image)
Shot is from The Man...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksemxkQrfe1qznxbzo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6DpEiwWPjI8/SoJGftpwafI/AAAAAAAAF4g/FnNi86rYwts/s1600-h/mwktm56_400x300_081520080936.jpg"&gt;mwktm56_400x300_081520080936.jpg (image)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shot is from &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Knew_Too_Much_%281956_film%29"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Man Who Knew Too Much&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/229302799</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/229302799</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:34:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is straight up Ghana. But not really.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksem3m413x1qznxbzo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is straight up Ghana. But not really.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/229292365</link><guid>http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/post/229292365</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:16:33 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
