Hahahaha LOOK AT HIS BOOTS! WHAT A DUMBASS.
[This dude looks like he’s having fun. He’s like self-conscious enough to care about wearing some stuff that’s flashy but he doesn’t give a fuck either. FUCK YOU for not being a neurotic mess, dude. How dare you? You probably get so much tail with those boots, which is ridiculous. Can we hang out and stuff? I just want to be your friend.]