September 2010
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WatchLearn how to handle schoolyard bullies with the UFC’s Matt Serra. I co-produced and co-wrote this for work… and it’s good!
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Banh Mi
Want it… where is it?
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Mosquito Part 2
The mosquito dipped ever so slightly. I looked up, from my perch, on the toilet. “Hey, hey! Don’t you… !” I swatted at him. He buzzed past me in stereophonic sound, his high pitched squeal revolving from my left ear to my right.
I swatted again, narrowly missing him again. He flew back up to the ceiling. C’mon, bitch, come get me. The mosquito laughed, in his...
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“I don’t sit there and do 14 takes till I get just the perfect one. Because I...”
– Woody Allen (via seanfennessey)
But he does though?
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Mosquito
There was a mosquito circling around in the bathroom. He hovered high above my head, on the ceiling, never dipping downward. Fuck you, Mosquito. My blood’s not good enough for you?
Dick.
My Mom's Neighbor
My mom’s neighbor is a tall, fat, puss-filled individual who works for the airport. He leaves his house at 4 AM every day and drives off to JFK, where he throws richer people’s bags around every day. Then he comes home, bitter, tired and full of rage. My mom comes home a few hours after him and, if their paths cross, my mom’s neighbor takes out all his rage on her.
First, he...
Rumor has it Walt Disney wished to leave his... →
