From the splint catalog I found.

From the splint catalog I found.

I found a “Splint Supplies Catalog”

I found a “Splint Supplies Catalog”

Lovely day in #Carcosa

Lovely day in #Carcosa

New York One

New York One

Tonight is a show I am producing! SHOWCASEY JONES - Adult Show & Tell
$free
Bring your weird family photos, show us how many flips you can do in a row, show off the tattoo your uncle gave you at last year’s family retreat! Anything crazy, cooky, strange or insane… and the best of the best will win prizes and bragging rights! Previous show & tell items include several deceased rodents, a pair of dog testicles, a $30,000 bass guitar, a hat ladies wear when they’re on their period and a Time Machine!Play for a chance to win drink tickets, odd prizes, twenty five bucks and the glory of being one of the weirdest people in NYC!Plus, live stand up comedy from some of NYC’s best: Lukas Kaiser, Mark Chalifoux, Brandon Scott Wolf, Chesley Calloway & Josh Gondelman! Hosted by Sean O’Reilly! At Over The Eight - 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Email me at LUKASKAISER AT GMAIL DOT COM if ya got any questions. And come on by!

Tonight is a show I am producing! SHOWCASEY JONES - Adult Show & Tell

$free

Bring your weird family photos, show us how many flips you can do in a row, show off the tattoo your uncle gave you at last year’s family retreat! Anything crazy, cooky, strange or insane… and the best of the best will win prizes and bragging rights! Previous show & tell items include several deceased rodents, a pair of dog testicles, a $30,000 bass guitar, a hat ladies wear when they’re on their period and a Time Machine!

Play for a chance to win drink tickets, odd prizes, twenty five bucks and the glory of being one of the weirdest people in NYC!

Plus, live stand up comedy from some of NYC’s best: 
Lukas Kaiser, Mark Chalifoux, Brandon Scott Wolf, Chesley Calloway & Josh Gondelman! 

Hosted by Sean O’Reilly! 

At Over The Eight - 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn, NY

Email me at LUKASKAISER AT GMAIL DOT COM if ya got any questions. And come on by!

Hey guys here is some royalty-free clip art for you! Please use in all your flyers and projects! You’re welcome!

Jurassic 5’s “Ducky Boy.” This is the song I play when I scrub my bath tub. Picture me, naked, scrubbing my bathtub with all natural cleaning products. A Beats by Dre Pill blasting this song, my droopy balls just hanging in the wind. That’s just me being me, baby!

Sleepy Hipster. WHAT IS HER CATCH PHRASE? (post it below)

Sleepy Hipster. WHAT IS HER CATCH PHRASE? (post it below)

Naked. Newspaper Time

Naked. Newspaper Time

Hipster couple

Hipster couple